Ever since we committed to this whole "see every movie that comes to our theater so we can review it" thing, there have been some movies that feel like WORK. Yes, I get to go see a movie, but believe me when I say, we 100,000% would not have seen this movie if it weren't for A. MoviePass and B. Our commitment to review all the movies.
I did all the work here so I can tell you - DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE. Perhaps, if you like raunchy humor with machismo galore and have a very low opinion of women, this movie might be for you. Now I'll be honest, I did not like the first Super Troopers, so this clearly isn't my kinda movie. But I will admit that at least the first movie made laugh a few times. This one barely made me smirk. It was predictable, achingly stupid (not in a funny way) and just plain bad. Even the bloopers at the end weren't funny! That's how awful it is.
The story line is, ridiculous, whatever. The norther border between Vermont and Canada is getting redrawn, so a Canadian town is becoming a part of the United States instead. The Super Troopers are reinstated as Highway patrol men and are tasked with taking over law enforcement duties from the Canadian mounties. Of course there is a rivalry between the two, and shenanigans ensue. In the meantime, the troopers do the teeniest amount of police work and uncover a smuggling operation, blah, blah, blah.
Not gonna lie, I went to the bathroom during the "climax" of the movie, so I can't tell you how it turns out. But I can tell you I DO NOT CARE. I couldn't wait to get out of that theater, and boy do I wish I could get my time back. This is a NEVER SEE from me.